She's JV to your varsity
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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