im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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