so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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