Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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