He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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