This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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