Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
