Your tits are I can't wait for
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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