girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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