I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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