I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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