Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Randomize
