Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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