I seem to have left my pride at pride
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
