11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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