i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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