Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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