Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
