My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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