walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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