i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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