dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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