You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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