We're like a lot better than the average bears
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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