So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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