You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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