Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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