do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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