Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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