My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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