This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
