Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
dude. I can hear the air.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
