btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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