I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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