so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Randomize