So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I met the friendliest cop last night
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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