He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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