is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Randomize
