if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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