one two three fourrrrnication!
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I love having hate sex.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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