when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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