I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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