HIV tests are more positive than that guy
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
