did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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