wrigley field is MILF paradise
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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