Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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