its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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