there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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