I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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