All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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