So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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