you traded sex for a burrito?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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