just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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