DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
