his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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