fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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